Have you ever had that dream where you're standing in line in a busy supermarket waiting to buy milk and you're naked and nobody else is but nobody seems to notice?
And then when you get to the front of the line it turns out you don't have enough money for a gallon of milk so the cashier takes what money you have and then opens the milk and pours some into your hands?
And then you rush home cupping the milk in your hands and running as fast as you can because the milk is freezing cold but you don't want to spill it because if you do then you'll have to eat your Cap'n Crunch dry and dry Cap'n Crunch is just about the worst thing to eat ever?
And then you get home and get into the house but then you trip over your pet armadillo and spill the freezing cold milk all over the floor and then the armadillo licks up all of the milk and then thanks you for the refreshing drink?
And then you slink into the kitchen where naked people who look just like James Earl Jones and Dolly Parton are waiting to force feed you dry Cap'n Crunch until you burst?
Have you ever had that dream?
No?
Yeah...um...me neither...
1 comment:
How about the one where Cap'n Crunch is standing there with the indian boy from the Disney Sunday night movie, and they fire you out of the cannon and you wake up as you hit the dry, cracked desert floor?
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